25 Movie Titles That Sound Like Adult Films

1.

Earth Girls Are Easy.

2.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. “Oh, Myrtle was moaning alright!”

3.

Spaceballs. “She’s gone from suck to blow”

4.

Holes

5.

Shaft's his name. Shaft's his game.John Shaft, one bad motherf*cker.

6.

When I was a kid I stayed up after my parents went to bed and I was flipping through the TV guide to see what was on.I saw XXX and immediately assumed it was late-night programming. I worked up the courage for half an hour before finally muting the tv and pulling the trigger, only to see Vin Diesel’s fat head on the screen LOL

7.

Blow. When I was younger, before I’d seen it, I always thought it was some film about sex

8.

"Snatch" has to take the prize! When I tell people the title of the movie their minds immediately go in the gutter.

9.

Wet Hot American Summer

10.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Harry: "So, Gay Perry, are you still gay?"Gay Perry: "Me? No, I love p*ssy. I just love the name so much that I can't get rid of it."

11.

Octopussy It's a shame Pussy Galore isn't in it.

12.

The Midnight Meat Train

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14.

Get Hard. But the Alison Brie scene came close.

15.

Freddy Got Fingered.

16.

Fun With Dick and Jane A theater near me just shortened it to "Fun with Dick" like they either A) had no idea how it sounded or B) didn't give a crap.

17.

Herbie: Fully Loaded

18.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno “Hi. Can I have a coffee, black?Can't you see we talking, white?”

19.

The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas Though, to be fair, it was nearly banned because people thought it was a porno

20.

Deep Impact

21.

There's a film called Sherlock Bones, about a detective dog!

22.

Bedknobs and Broomsticks

23.

Toy Story. Andy's mom's toys are also called Buzz and Woody!

24.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Actual Washington Post article title about the opening weekend: "Depp's 'Chocolate Factory' Has Tasty Opening"

25.

Pee Wee’s Big Adventure

26.

Michelle Williams and Kirsten Dunst movie about Nixon and deepthroat. Underrated movie in my opinion