25 Most WTF Reactions to Pregnancy News

1.

"Someone in my friend group got pregnant a few years ago with a casual hookup. She kept trying to call/text him to let him know (they didnt really hang out on a regular basis) but he wouldnt get back to her. Finally she texted him with a "hey, we really need to talk, i'm pregnant" and he responded back with "This is his mother, he died last week, dont text this number anymore, its too painful". But then she saw him a week later at the mall." - Digideegs

2.

"No, I am pregnant." - WorkingClassZer0

3.

"Ohhhh, thought you were on a new diet" - IOwnPornStars

4.

"We can fix that" - sharpshot877

5.

"Are you sure you don’t just need to take a really big dump?" - Jackjohn95

6.

"Single mothers raise athletes" - iamgoodenergy

7.

"That's the fifth person that said this to me today!" - Microsofte

8.

"Who's the mother?" - hellnoletsgohome

9.

"Is it yours?" - janefromvegas

10.

"You're male Greg." - pile_of_dead_babies

11.

"Hey Siri, where’s the nearest abortion clinic?" - Crack_Jesus0

12.

"...I am sterile." - That_Squidward_feel

13.

"I'm sorry do I know you?" - Longjumping-Party186

14.

"it's just a phase you'll grow out of it" - its-zid-bitch

15.

"Is it mine?" - GreatBigTittyLover

16.

"I need to run to the store and get some smokes" - AngryEagles

17.

"I had a vasectomy two years ago." - Lyn1987

18.

"Can we move this conversation to the top of the stairs?" - FistedTate

19.

"Hi pregnant, I am dad." - giltwist

20.

"Hi pregnant, I am dad." - giltwist

21.

"And now you’re single" - Not-Sejo

22.

"Yeah, I've knocked up like three girls this week. I guess four now." - conantowen

23.

"I've always wanted to see an abortion first hand" - SquishCrew

24.

"Is it boy or abortion in great household of Aladeen?" - ghasiatakataka

25.

"Fuck you. I'm not father material! That's what I said." - Particular-Usual7402