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25 Hilarious Comebacks That Are Perfectly Savage

If you can't handle the heat then get out of the comments, that's our mantra. Of course, don't tolerate or promote bullying, but if you're comments and comebacks are good-natured then we don't have a problem with you roasting your fellow internet wanderers.

There are few things we love more than a good comeback. Not everybody is cut out for roasting or getting roasted. So if you don't have a sense of humor, or if you can't take a joke, then keep quiet, because the boys are having a roast off. And if someone hurts your feeling with their clever trolling, then just log off, have a glass of water and come back with your ready to roast.

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Yeah, we don't need to talk about Rain Wilson, it's fine. But we are thinking about why he's never been cast to play a live-action Burt from Sesame Street. He'd be perfect.

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Got em.

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People who think that service workers are beneath them are the worst kinds of people. Literal garbage.

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Oh hell yeah bros, stand for what you believe in! No one gives a sh*t.

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Why do you have to be such a dick about it. They're fish, what did they ever do to you?

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People love you raise sh*tty kids and then go around blaming their kids for being sh*tty. That's the way the world works. And it's why your children can't wait to put you in a home as soon as they can.

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There is no coming back from this. The only course is to quit and find a new job. Brutal.

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