25 Celebrity Names That Are Better Fit for Porn Stars
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Hugh Jackman. Always thought it was weird people referred to him as a huge jacked man and not his name. -Shagwagbag
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Olivia Wilde. And that's actually an improvement on her original name, Olivia Cockburn. -GeckoV/-Rudy69
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In a similar vein there used to be a driver in V8 Supercars called Dick Johnson. 14 year old me would always get a giggle out of that one. -gristc
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He's not a very major celebrity, but I'd argue that Dick Pound ranks up there. -CupcakeValkyrie
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Rod Fitzwell. I don’t know if it’s his real name or a stage name. He's a radio station personality in Norfolk. -MySTfied
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Lists pretty much every wrestler there is. Just a few off the top of my head: Rocky Johnson, Big E, Macho Man, Alexa Bliss, Kelly Kelly, Summer Rae, Dolph Ziggler, X-Pac. -FetchedOffTheWall
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I turned on the TV one day a few years ago as I went into the kitchen to make breakfast and heard "I'm Hanna Storm and this is Sage Steele...." I thought is this a goddamn porno? I thought I put on ESPN. -Gonzostewie
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That stuntman, was he Kurt Russell's stuntman? He has got the most outrageous name ever, Dick Warlock. -OldMork
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You can't say Randy Johnson in this context without also giving his nickname: The Big Unit. -humphrey_the_camel
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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson wasted the world's best porn name/nickname on a wrestling and acting career. -i_run_from_problems
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