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25 Celebrity Names That Are Better Fit for Porn Stars

Redditors come up with some of the whackiest ideas ever, and this is one of those.

Here's a list of celebrity names that sound like they belong in the porn world, thanks to AskReddit.

1.

Hugh Jackman. Always thought it was weird people referred to him as a huge jacked man and not his name. -Shagwagbag

2.

Rod Stewart. Pretty much anyone named Rod. -percygreen

3.

Alan Cumming. -ofsquire

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4.

Olivia Wilde. And that's actually an improvement on her original name, Olivia Cockburn. -GeckoV/-Rudy69

5.

Dick Van Dyke. -rudymaxa

6.

In a similar vein there used to be a driver in V8 Supercars called Dick Johnson. 14 year old me would always get a giggle out of that one. -gristc

7.

He's not a very major celebrity, but I'd argue that Dick Pound ranks up there. -CupcakeValkyrie

8.

Rod Fitzwell. I don’t know if it’s his real name or a stage name. He's a radio station personality in Norfolk. -MySTfied

9.

Magic Johnson. -Ron_Fuckin_Swanson

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10.

Lists pretty much every wrestler there is. Just a few off the top of my head: Rocky Johnson, Big E, Macho Man, Alexa Bliss, Kelly Kelly, Summer Rae, Dolph Ziggler, X-Pac. -FetchedOffTheWall

11.

Vince Vaughn just sounds porny to me. -Alternative-Two-1457

12.

Courtney Cox. -thebranimator

13.

Don Glover. Or slightly miss-spaced…DonG lover. -dadlifeinterneting

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14.

Michael Moorcock. -paulfromatlanta

15.

I turned on the TV one day a few years ago as I went into the kitchen to make breakfast and heard "I'm Hanna Storm and this is Sage Steele...." I thought is this a goddamn porno? I thought I put on ESPN. -Gonzostewie

16.

Sydney Sweeney. No way that's not a porn star. -Slutyputty

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17.

Lucy Lawless. -DisgruntledMax

18.

That stuntman, was he Kurt Russell's stuntman? He has got the most outrageous name ever, Dick Warlock. -OldMork

19.

You can't say Randy Johnson in this context without also giving his nickname: The Big Unit. -humphrey_the_camel

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20.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson wasted the world's best porn name/nickname on a wrestling and acting career. -i_run_from_problems

21.

Johnny Knoxville sounds like a porn name tbh. -RebTheMan

22.

Nikki Sixx. -GrumpyCatStevens

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23.

Bella Thorne. -Responsible-Chard515

24.

January Jones. -BulkyOrder9

25.

Peter Bonerz. -dsdsds

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