25 Brutally Honest Brand Slogans

1.

EA: unlock this slogan for 500 gems. -u/THE_CURE666

2.

Microsoft Edge. The browser you use to get the browser you want. -u/korbell61

3.

Facebook: your privacy is our business. -u/Honest-cicada4897

4.

Febreeze: you can't polish a turd, but you can perfume it. -u/rolling-brownout

5.

FedEx : our drivers take out their anger on your items. -StickyGoodness

6.

Froot loops: they are all the same flavors. -u/loki_wonders

7.

Harley Davidson: from the Great Depression to your Midlife Crisis. -u/DvlsAdvct108

8.

Hoover: we suck. -u/Wbackman

9.

Land Rover: We'll get you there. Getting back is your problem. -u/Crucifetus

10.

La Quinta: Spanish for "next to Denny's" -u/LeoMarius

11.

McDonalds: Preserving our food for generations to come. -u/cactibob

12.

Nature Valley: Crumbs everywhere. -u/codj23

13.

Nestlé: Where we treat human rights violations like a to do list! -u/Nedsterhasbigpp

14.

NIKE: We use sweat to make you sweat! -uTunaKYourLastTun

15.

Olive Garden: When you’re here, we hate you and your family. -u/coneal89

16.

Pepsi: "Is Pepsi OK?" -u/ShutterBun

17.

RC Cola: we’re just happy to be involved in the taste test. -u/jolbina

18.

Red bull: I hope you like heart palpitations. -u/Suspicious-River-998

19.

Subway: eat frozen, prepackaged or chemically preserved. -u/forza18juventus

20.

Taco Bell: Same food, different shapes. -u/wellllhmmmm

21.

Toyota: We'll outrun democracy. -u/iFFyCaRRoT

22.

Tupperware: Have you ever wanted to throw away food, but just not now? -ItsDeCia

23.

UberEats: We'll deliver your food to a neighbors apartment for a "small" fee. -u/NogEggz

24.

Viagra - care for a stiff one? -u/Fairwaydivots

25.

Zoom: pants optional. -u/Hokusai135