25 Things We Would Call Earth If It Were Being Renamed

PocketEpiphany Published 02/26/2022

Just about everything gets rebranded now and then. Movies, TV shows, even restaurants get rebranded. So why not planet Earth?

As far as names go, "Earth" is pretty plain and basic. So we've reached out to the deep dark recesses of Reddit to see what the internet would replace Earth's name with. Spoiler alert, the answers did not disappoint.

We've got everything from pop culture references to elements of the periodic table. So without further ado, here are some much better names for the third planet from the sun.

1.

Dearth.-u/unexpected_dreams

2.

Rock. -u/BumFighter69

3.

Sol 3. -u/Nostonica

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4.

Blue ball. -u/mickermiker

5.

Call it Shaturn. -u/Everybodyleft

6.

Girth. -u/techno_babble_

7.

The Planet Formerly Known as Earth. -u/Electrical_Potato_21

8.

Earth 4 just to f*ck with aliens. -u/Candid-Tip-6483

9.

xX_Earth_Xx_666 so aliens know we definitely f*cked their mom. -u/Badjib

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10.

It's synonymous with dirt. Yet it has more water. I need a fancy-sounding foreign name for mud. -u/catinapointyhat

11.

Earth 2000, everything is more awesome followed by "2000". -u/deathbrusher

12.

Earth 2 (sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends). -u/Meretan94

13.

Ouranus. -u/aremytearsglutenfree

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14.

Erf. -u/Remote_Salad949

15.

Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. -u/jaydplant

16.

Funkytownbeep beep boo beep boop bo beep bo boo boop. -u/P1xelChar

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17.

Bob. -u/Pickle_Loaf_Man

18.

The Planet (feat. Pitbull). -u/StalinsPerfectHair

19.

Hell-lite. -u/Justa_little_wrath

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20.

Mostly Harmless. -u/Nuclear_Geek

21.

Nife or NiFe. The planet is mostly Nickle (Ni) Iron (Fe), right? And who doesn't want to be able to claim they live on the NiFe's edge? -u/waltjrimmer

22.

Terra. -u/RedneckNerf

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23.

Midgard. -u/AnyTimeChips

24.

Gaia. -u/watduhdamhell

25.

Water. There's just more of it. -u/CyberInu4200

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