24 Times Life Decided To Suck

1.

“My mom tried out VR for the first time and face dove into the TV within 5 minutes playing Job simulator.”

2.

“Just spent an hour making mac and cheese using vanilla creamer instead of half&half.”

3.

“Been married 2 weeks, rings got stolen from my apt last night along with husbands wallet and sunglasses. People suck.”

4.

“Yep. That is your drawer now. Wolf spider is harmless but he mentally kicking my ass.”

5.

“It took me 2 hours to get together my father’s 450 calendars collection all together, and my cat decided to lay on top of them.”

6.

Shit.

7.

“So our wedding venue burnt down today.”

8.

9.

“I got stuck behind a draw bridge today.. and so did an ambulance.”

10.

“I’m 5’5″ with size 15 feet which means I’m in the perfect goldilocks zone of suckery where most clothes are too big for me and most shoes are too small.”

11.

“Cars after freezing rain in Vladivostok, Russia.”

12.

“Making brownies didn’t go as planned.”

13.

14.

It got very windy out of nowhere today.

15.

“I dropped a pot through my parents’ stove top while putting dishes away.”

16.

“A random plastic water bottle hit the windshield of my car last night on the highway while I was doing Lyft rides.”

17.

“Brewed my morning coffee with my mug upside down.”

18.

Truck got stuck under an underpass and caused big traffic jam to get on the highway (memorial day weekend)

19.

“Amazon sent me a used Beats headphone that someone swapped and returned.”

20.

“Found this added ingredient in the omelette I ordered. I pulled it out of my mouth.”

21.

“Accidentally knocked a candle off of my counter. It looks like a murder scene.”

22.

“Whole Foods Prime delivery for my mom’s birthday.”

23.

“Turned the TV on after a 12 hour night at work.”

24.

“Dropped my ice cream right after i bought it…”