1. When someone asks me how work was.
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2. When those Sarah Mclachlan SPCA commercials come on
3. When GTA V finished downloading on my 600KBps connection speed.
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4. When I spot a driver with an automatic transmission Ford Focus keeps shifting to neutral whenever he applies the brakes.
5. That moment when you realize it is not just a fart and amazingly saved yourself.
6. When I'm watching The Red Wedding episode with my friends who are catching up on Game of Thrones.
7. When I see people singing in their cars.
8. When an elderly distant relative tries to hug me at a family reunion.
9. When a girl tells me not to finish yet but it's too late.
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10. I got in a car accident and the pain killers are kicking in...
11. When I see a hot girl at a restaurant.
12. When my dad admits he thought Ariana Grande was a special at Taco Bell.
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13. When my friend wants to see a scary movie but I suggest we act one out instead...
14. When I paid $20 to get into the club, just ordered a drink, and my buddy is like, "It's dead. Let's leave."
15. When I left school after I turned in my final.
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16. When after seeing my grades...
17. When its really hot and I spot an AC vent.
18. When my personal trainer asks me if I have been sticking to the diet plan.
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19. When I fapped one too many times in a day.
20. When all my old friends from high school have moved on with their lives and I haven't done anything with mine.
21. When my wife is drunk and tries to talk dirty but fails miserably.
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22. When I have to start paying student loans soon, but am still looking for a decent job.
23. When I go into a meeting after taking too much adderall...
24. When she finally screams "STOP!"
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