24 Dank Memes That Escaped From the Containment Zone and Wreaked Havoc Across the Nevada Desert

Mizuka Ishiwatari Published 04/02/2022

Dankian the Dank of the Dank Empire ruled his people with an iron fist. Such was his unopposable, merciless dankness that within the span of his relatively short rule, he was able to conquer most of the known world and keep it. One of his crowning achievements remains his Hanging Gardens of Dankness, whose ruins remain off-limits to the general public for it's still-dangerous levels of dankness.

Most prized among his possessions were his personal collection of dank memes. Unearthed in 1912, each one was buried alongside Dankian inside his tomb so that he might carry his favored memes with him into the afterlife. Though they are, by all accounts, ancient at this point, the unique preservation methods employed has left them still fresh and still, of course, utterly dank.

Just make sure to wash them off once. The mummified remains of Dankian himself might be somewhat toxic and -- quite possibly -- lethally dank. Enjoy!

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