24 Cool and Useful Products that Can Shut up and Take My Money!

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The 2 Person Emergency *Don't Die Tent*. $19.95 Get it HERE.

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Keep an eye on your home when you're away, or on the kids when the babysitter is watching them with this Mini Spy Camera, featuring 1080p resolution with night vision and motion detection capabilities. $29.59 Get it HERE.

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Literally burn through money with these hundred dollar bill rolling papers $5.00 Get it HERE.

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These scratch off Citiscapes are the perfect way to relieve some stress and get your creative juices flowing. (Prices vary by size and type) Get it HERE.

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Who doesn't need to check their facebook and swipe on tinder while showering? With the Multi-Pocketed Touch Screen Shower Curtain you can use your devices while keeping them safe from the water. $24.95 Get it HERE.

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Give your guests a heart attack with this "You've Been Poisoned" glass, but you might want to have 911 on speed dial. $12.99 Get it HERE.

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Nothing says "I'm prepared" like this 10 in 1 Emergency Survival Multi-Tool Kit $19.99 Get it HERE.

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Enter into the next era of technology (or at least into the Virtual Boy Headset era) with this awesome projected keyboard (and piano). The Serafim Keybo - $99.99 Get it HERE.

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Want to feel safe and protected in your home without actually having to shoot and kill an intruder? This non-lethal pepper ball pistol is just the thing for you. Get it HERE.

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Add some color to your room or office with this Blooming Lotus $17.99 Get it HERE.

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Wish you could stuff your face with a Girl Scout cookies in a more socially acceptable fashion? Well wait no longer with the Girl Scout Thin Mints breakfast cereal. $9.99 Get it HERE.

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A pack of fresh and sanitare towelettes for the asswipe in your life. $8.95 Get it HERE.

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A can of Whoop-Ass for when you need to open one up. $4.99 Get it HERE.

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Trick your neighbors into thinking your burning bodies with these Metal as F**K Skull-shaped Fire Stones $44.95 Get it HERE.

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Light up the room with this amazing realistic looking Moon night light. $39.99 Get it HERE.

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Summon the flames of the underworld (or atleast appear to) and look like a true wizard with this Magical Fire Wallet $11.99 Get it HERE.

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Entertain the kids or escape from the 'ole lady and smash a few beers in this Instant Inflatable Camo Tent $54.95 Get it HERE.

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An actual can of radioactive Uranium Ore. Be careful with this one. $39.99 Get it HERE.

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Quickly charge your phone, laptop, or other device with this USB Rapid Charger for your automobile. $24.99 Get it HERE.

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Every seen such a shitty parking job that you had to leave a note? Well you're in luck with this box of "You Suck At Parking" business cards. (not to be confused with the you suck at porking cards for bad lovers). $19.99 Get it HERE.

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This memory foam cooling pillow will help you get some much needed rest without overheating. $39.15 Get it HERE.

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Shower in style with this Tyrannosaurus Rex Skull $18.99 Get it HERE.

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Ward off an attacker being human or animal with the worlds smallest Taser, coming in at 6 Million volts this ain't no toy. $27.75 Get it HERE.

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Show the world just how badass you really are with these Titanium Steel Skull stud earrings. They could probably double as cufflinks and make you look like a true psychopath. $9.48 Get it HERE.