24 Chuck Norris Facts That Will Change Your View Of The World
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Michael Jackson could do the Moonwalk on Earth, but Chuck Norris can do the Earthwalk on the moon.
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When Chuck Norris looks at himself in a mirror, there is no reflection. There can only be one Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris needed only one day to travel around the world and he didn't even have to move while doing so. He just spun the Earth around him.
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Chuck Norris is the only man in history who can be the QB and the wide receiver simultaneously.
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A recent research showed that the saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Fear of spiders is arachnophobia. Fear of having no escape and being in closed or small spaces or rooms is claustrophobia and fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Chuck Norris's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to continue living.
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It is believed that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity not just once as most people think but twice.
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When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris gets mad, run!
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When Raymond Samuel Tomlinson implemented an email system in 1971 on the ARPANET, he already had two unread emails in his inbox from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
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Chuck Norris is the only man in history who played Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver and guess what? He won.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
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In reality Chuck Norris died ten years ago but Death hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. Why? Rumors have it that Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
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