23 Times the Universe Showed Someone 'Today Is Not My Day'

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Now that's a crappy reason to go to the hospital.

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The more tired you are the harder it is to go to bed.

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The great war has begun!

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Volcanos really don't mess around.

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I'd prioritize this over my house.

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A parking space is a parking space.

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Somebody's been skipping leg day - the tanning version.

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Maybe don't keep driving that way.

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Somehow I don't think that a cake is enough to make people feel better.

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Well that's very helpful.

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I don't think those eggs need any more salt.

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The 'don't get married' people will take this one as a win.

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You might have to tip even more for this.

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Well that can't be healthy

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