1. When your boss is giving the tour to a new, hot employee.
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2. When I delete my browsing history after being on Pornhub all day.
3. When I found out Jaden Smith deleted his Twitter account.
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4. When I realize that there is an error in my title.
5. When I heard the Taliban and ISIS declared a jihad against each other.
6. When I'm wasted at a bar and the trumpet part of "Uptown Funk" starts playing.
7. When an attractive girl walks by...
8. When I'm at work and see a NSFW link.
9. When a girl starts to flirt with me.
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10. When I’m using a public restroom and the automatic toilet flushes before I am done.
11. When I'm asked if I agree to the terms and conditions of something.
12. When I am the wing man for my socially awkward friend.
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13. When my girlfriend asks what I'll be doing while she's traveling.
14. When my friends and I all get in the same vehicle in Grand Theft Auto V.
15. When someone tells me it's unlikely I will pass probability mathematics.
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16. Her reaction when she slaps my ass and I start to stare.
17. When someone tells me they never been to eBaumsWorld.com
18. When my girl tells me she hasn't shaved in a while...
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19. When I'm still really high and I think my mind is playing tricks on me.
20. When my wife asks me, if i'd let my 11 y/o son beat me in Mario Kart, so that peace would remain in the house.
21. When the dumb girl in class gets an answer right and thinks she's the shit now.
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22. When everyone else in my house is sick.
23. My wife's reaction when we ran into my ex.
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