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Polly ain't no snitch!

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Who knew cutting boards could be so appetizing?

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Did nobody get creeped out by this? No wonder some of them became killers.

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Well too bad that's the only one I can't remedy.

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Absolutely savage,

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If you want your money, make sure it stays your money

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And how do you hide your gaming addiction?

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I'm letting it sink in, but still not getting much.

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Now that's the kind of DM a guy is not looking for.

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This could get interpreted the wrong way really quickly.

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Ha! Gotteem.

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You make it ok by making her not your wife anymore.

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If you make love to many many women, it's possible a man could slip in every now and then.

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Too bad they all sucked at the game.

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I'm not sure that's actually the goal for anybody.

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That pick up line better be good, or else you'll be picking her out of a line.