1. Taking that first shot of whisky after a long time.
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2. When your girlfriend tells you to grow up.
3. Finding that perfect porn.
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4. When a problem fixes itself.
5. Its Friday and there is nothing going on in the office.
7. When some suggests vegetarian meals.
8. You spot the person who crop dusted you.
9. When you hope your life is like the Truman show.
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10. When they forget to put your order in.
11. When a woman admits you were right.
12. Stepping on a Lego in the dark.
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13. Girlfriend tries to wake you up early on a Saturday.
14. When she says That was amazing
15. When you forget you have Family things to do on your day off.
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16. When you remember you havent a fuck to give.
17. When someone finally smells it.
18. When a conversations goes way over your head.
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19. Releasing that monster shit in the morning
20. When someone asks if you want in.
21. When she says she swallows.
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22. What you want to say to a kid when you know their story is bullshit.
23. When she says the baby is yours.
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