23 People Being Screwed By the Universe

1.

“I fell off my horse and a jumping cactus caught me. Thanks bud.”

2.

“Bit windy here in the UK at the moment. Walked into the alley behind my house to see this. Poor neighbours.”

3.

“When The Tiger Shark You’re Photographing Swims Off With Your Camera Rig.”

4.

“Not only am I spending this years holidays alone because my closest family live in a different state, my boyfriend and I broke up just a couple of days ago so I’m at my lowest. Then I managed to burn this pizza. Hope everyone’s thanksgiving is going well.”

5.

“Couldn’t figure out why my mouse and keyboard weren’t working….”

6.

“My sashimi brought friends.”

7.

“Customer left a pretty sh**ty tip, quite literally..”

8.

“Picked up my limited edition vinyl from the post office today!”

9.

“Walked out of the store and there was this blue haired woman circling my car. I see her ass plastered on my car, taking a piss. Fun day!”

10.

“Splurged on a jar of fancy honey and dropped it while taking the cap off.”

11.

“I had one sip of tea, left it to cool, then picked it up to find this. Tea ruined.”

12.

“Tried to get a good picture of my dog…instead it looks like he just passed a tennis ball. “

13.

“Forgot my fork at home so i had to improvise.”

14.

“I tried unscrewing my lightbulb.”

15.

“I bought this car 1 hour ago and the engine stalled and started leaking oil.”

16.

“Tried the Doritos Cheesy Gordita Crunch from Taco Bell today. My favorite part was the cardboard taco sleeve.”

17.

“Repairman lit my room on fire while trying to fix a leak.”

18.

“The Fedex deliveries in my area frequently get lost. Today someone found 300-400 boxes in a ravine.”

19.

“Just so you know, a 10 foot pipe does not fit in a Toyota RAV4.”

20.

“My friend just sent me this picture of a pumpkin pie she made for Thanksgiving… that her 3 year old snuck into.”

21.

“Someone wanted to trade me their hammer for my gym bag I guess.”

22.

“Washing machine broke and the door won’t open. My uniform is in there.”

23.

“My cat bit the corner of my work laptop’s display, rendering it completely disabled.”