23 A.I. Slop Posts Fooling Boomers

The robot uprising will be funded by Social Security checks.

We almost feel bad for Boomers. The world has passed them by, and their only job now is to get scammed by people typing “Jesus” into Grok. Some of these don’t even make sense. You’d think a Jesus Crab hybrid would just freak out old people, but they’re eating it up.

The lesson here is, if you’re not in your Grandma’s will, just spend a few bucks to have A.I. churn out some nonsense and you’ll be rich in a couple of years.