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22 Times When The Universe Unfairly Singled Someone Out

Life is unpredictable and these unfortunate souls are feeling the effects of that. Have you ever had one of those days where it seems like life is giving you the middle finger? No? Well, this is what it looks and feels like.

1.

“The cheese won…”

2.

“Withdrew a roll of loonies from my bank to do laundry. Just opened it days later at home.”

3.

“Of all the ways I’ve broken headphones, this one takes the cake.”

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4.

“Randomly fainted and fell face first onto a concrete floor. Merry Christmas!”

5.

“Friend’s dad made some cayenne rolls from scratch tonight. He thought he was using cinnamon. The rolls had no cinnamon.”

6.

“Cut all of the “ties”on my daughters new toy. that gray tie was the wire for the remote.”

7.

“I got asked out to see the new spider man movie and she didn’t show up.”

8.

“Engine blew on Christmas Eve. Hour and a half from home.”

9.

“This isn’t how I wanted my morning to go.”

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10.

“My neighbors convertible top collapsed under all the recent snowfall.”

11.

“My friend’s tree was infested with ticks and they had to throw it out just before Xmas.”

12.

“Opened the mailbox expecting Christmas cards and instead got my ambulance bill from an auto accident in July. Merry Christmas!”

13.

“When it’s your stop and the doors open to this.”

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14.

“My knee went septic on Christmas Eve, Merry Christmas everyone.”

15.

“So this just happened. Now we have to find take out at 7 pm. on Christmas Eve.”

16.

“My wife spent the last 5 hours carefully making dinner and specifically the gravy. She went to strain it so she could get the extra stuff out, and accidentally poured it directly down the drain.”

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17.

“I made this for my grandma, just for it to slip out of my hands on Christmas.”

18.

“Housemate went home for the holidays and left this mess behind.”

19.

“The massive cloud of sparks in the rear view mirror was almost worth it.”

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20.

“Guy dropped a $40,000 pallet of glass on his first day.”

21.

“Canceled my holidays due to Covid and every plan falling apart. Decided to prepare myself some nice Christmas dinner at home by myself. Dropped the good knife while doing the dishes. Never seen a knife like that.”

22.

“Apparently 2 hours early wasn’t early enough.”

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