Phyllis from ‘The Office’ Is Kind of a Massive Chode, and Here’s Proof

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Just announcing other people's business...

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She tries to cut in line for pretzels, because of course she does.

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Having a straight up orgasm in the office. Cool.

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Andy's not having any of it.

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Answers to questions nobody asked.

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She's so bad at interacting with other humans, she had to Google it.

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Ew.

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Making Karen pay for this disastrous makeover.

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Oversharing to the nth degree.

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We get it, you're horny.

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No chill.

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Phyllis won't pump the brakes on her perfume while Pam is pregnant.

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Ughhhh.

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"Someone needs to clean it."

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She literally steals every design from Pam and Roy's wedding for her own.

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Wait, Bob Vance? Of Vance Refrigeration? How do you know each other??

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Sure Phyllis, try.

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Because you're clearly perfect.

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Making fun of Bob's secretary (behind her back of course.)

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Dude, Karen has been here for like a day. Relax.

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Wow. Just wow.

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Trash-talking a bride, at her own wedding, behind her back. Yikes.