1. “My sliced bacon looks pixelated.”
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2. “My new monstera leaf looks like a thumbs up.”
3. “Deer were using my car as a salt lick.”
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4. “My new printer printed the user manual on its own as soon as I got it up and running.”
5. “Got change the other day and one quarter wasn’t a quarter.”
6. “The supermarket I work at sells horizontally sliced bread.”
7. “I found a brightly colored sea slug at the beach today.”
8. “A dwarf miniature horse I met yesterday.”
9. “Found a pair of earrings at goodwill that perfectly matches the pattern of my dress.”
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10. “Father-in-law has a Morris Minor pickup, which is a rare car for the United States.”
11. “My daughter’s rain coat has a built-in system for when she outgrows it.”
12. “Pink pigeon on a UK high street.”
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13. “My parents toilet is literally a throne.”
14. “My Grandmother has the first snowmobile license in CA.”
15. “My public library tells you how much money you’ve saved by checking things out instead of buying them.”
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16. “A gift bag my mom has been reusing for 39 years.”
17. “Two kidney stones I passed today.”
18. “My tattoo got a mosquito bite right where the nipple should be.”
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19. “My tortoise leaves a zig zag pattern in sand with her tail when walking.”
20. “These jars contain the same amount of jam.”
21. “My Dad wrapped the yard tools he got me for Christmas.”
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22. “My PictureGame Secret Santa sent me an ancient giant shark tooth for Christmas that his dad found in Belgium in the 1980’s.”
23. “Sky was purple after school today.”
24. New 50 peso bill has axolotl.
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25. "Frost pattern on a car this morning."
26. “Our ice cream had no expiration date because they congratulated a long tenured employee.”
27. “Housekeeping staff found an owl in the room of a guest that checked-out yesterday.”
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29. "Random stranger & I have wedding rings cut from the deck of the same WWII battleship."
30. Only one side of my Q-tips glows under a blacklight.
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31. A rainbow formed a perfect circle on some clouds.
32. This cat chooses her own friends.
33. This fallen leaf I found with an L pattern on it.
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34. A tiny crab inside a clam.
35. “I have never seen such clear water, my whole hand is underwater.”
36. “My sister’s cat brought in another ‘dead’ bird, or so they thought.”
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37. “Found this bike the other day and it confused me about our reality. Is it broken or not broken?”
38. "Cool and intricate door handle on my new apartment."
39. Absolutely massive clove of garlic.
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40. Vending machine that has cheese.
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