22 Things That Are Really Awesome

1. “The level of the snowflakes in this sealed decoration shaped like a cone, right-side up vs upside down.”

2. “Bought a record online last week. Seller shipped it using cut up pool noodle taped to the box to keep the record in place.”

3. “This jacket has a little hole that you can see your watch through.”

4. “A lot of McDonald’s in my country only sell ice cream.”

5. “I work in grocery, and these two boxes of Roma Tomatoes came on the truck this morning. One came with a shine, the other didn’t.”

6. “I found a diamond in my shoe while working out…”

7. “The way our wallpaper installer covered the vent.”

8. “Cleaning out the office, found 2 iPod shuffles from 2009 in a filing cabinet. Sealed, unopened, unused. 1GB each.”

9. “My town gives us free parking for the holidays!.”

10. “My daughter’s Tigger has distinct bright and dark stripes in normal light, but is entirely pale white in night vision.”

11. “My husband still has his 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Christmas decoration – complete with box.”

12. “We were handed down chairs built during the Great Depression. Lumber must have been hard to find at the time because our chair is made from an old Ouija board.”

13. “There was a straight up 4 oz chunk of Doritos seasoning in the bag.”

14. “I haul the windmill blades for electric wind turbines.”

15. “This welcoming sculpture at a truck stop tire store in CO”

16. Beware of troll.

17. “Grandpa sent me this $100 bill so fresh and crisp, it left an imprint on the card.”

18. “I finished restoring this 214-year-old ceiling today. It was covered it’s entire life with plaster..”

19. “Table I made out of old skateboards in my clients house.”

20. “This dish that I ordered that kinda looks like Homer Simpson!”

21. “Decomposing jean pants I found on the job yesterday.”

22. “This tree inside 7eleven.”