22 Rare Things That Happened to People

1.

Getting crushed by a random branch but surviving with minor injuries.

2.

Raising anchor of your oil tanker only to realize you’ve hooked an unexploded torpedo.

3.

This sign post was launched into the side of my apartment after a drunk driving accident on my street.

4.

Man catches the same fish a month and a half later.

5.

I’ll never kick a kickball higher in my life.

6.

Back in 2000, Kevin Hines jumped off the golden gate bridge due mental illnesses. He miraculously survived because a sea lion was bumping him up and kept his head above water. Now he is a suicide prevention speaker.

7.

Almost died this morning on the highway. Bounced from the left lane up in the air and impaled my windshield.

8.

My mom killed a wasp while closing the garage door.

9.

Luckily for the people in the truck, their search for a lawyer is over before it began.

10.

A Military Helicopter from MCAS Miramar (Former home of Top Gun) performs an emergency landing on a beach in front of Kenny Loggins who recorded the song “Danger Zone” for the movie Top Gun.

11.

Bird flew at precisely the right height and velocity to successfully shit inside my car through my open window while I sat in line at a drive thru. Almost a bullseye on the trip button.

12.

This drunk asshole crashed into a ‘Report Impaired Drivers’ sign in Canada.

13.

My egg perfectly inverted itself.

14.

My dad running into Jerry Springer at the airport & then running into each other at a Verizon Store the next day.

15.

Just a snake crawling out of my wife’s car at customs during a random check.

16.

When you notice it…

17.

Lightning strikes the road on I-10 in Florida causing a chunk of asphalt to go through the windshield of a truck.

18.

Bird nearly pooped on my niece.

19.

Someone parked underground with their sunroof open and a pipe burst above them.

20.

I tried to swat a fly using some paper in a plastic envelope. One lucky swing and I somehow caught the fly – alive – INSIDE the envelope.

21.

How does a car crash like this?

22.

This tiny bubble landed on a cactus and didn’t pop.