1. Anyone who stirs their coffee and then puts the spoon back in the sugar
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2. This person who blocks intersections in their spare time
3. The person who set the prices for this snack machine
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4. The sink design people who allow this shit to happen
5. Whoever thought that this was a good idea and all the people that supported it
6. The person who designed this lie
7. This dude with the off-center soul patch
8. The crew who patched up this sidewalk
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9. This person who just hands out apostrophes for fun
10. People who pay like this
11. That Guy (or Girl) who seems incapable of changing the damn roll
12. People who turned this frying pan into a lying pan
13. The person who gave this toilet a golden shower
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14. Anyone and everyone who puts basically-empty containers back in the fridge
15. The person who decided that you should need scissors to be able to use your new scissors
16. The person who doesn't believe in silly things like numerical order
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17. The person who performed this parking job.
18. This bro who was way too bro to re-rack his weights
19. Whoever decided that a receipt for one item should be able to be used to climb Rapunzel's castle
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20. College Professors who don't believe in e-mail
22. Anyone who leaves time on the microwave after they've taken out their food
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