22 Funny Fails By Spouses

1.

How my husband cut this pizza. Do I… do I stay married??

2.

Criminal.

3.

I present my wife’s “face massager”.

4.

How my husband wrote the date that he opened this orange juice.

5.

My husband decided to make a jewelry box for his mother for Christmas but got high right before drawing the initial design. I pulled this out of the recycling the next day.

6.

I asked my husband to seal an envelope for mailing.

7.

I’m grateful my wife does laundry often but dang, this is a whole fossil record.

8.

I asked my husband to buy some cheap plastic drinking cups so that we don’t always have to drink from glass cups and potentially break them while handling them. This is what he bought… (and no we don’t have kids).

9.

The way my wife cut the pizzas.

10.

Making tea for my wife and I in the dark. Grabbed two tea bag’s that I thought were the same. Not sure sure who got which tea. Will report which one of us pooped the bed and who slept through it.

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Noticed a section of the hedge had turned brown and died. Mentioned it to my husband, came home to this…

13.

Moved our extremely heavy King Bed headboard for the first time in 5 years. Guess which side my wife sleeps on.

14.

My husband pulled his car over to pick this up from the ground.

15.

My wife eats apples from the bottom…including the core.

16.

My husband eats apple with a spoon. Reddit, please give it to him straight.

17.

My wife’s 230,578 unread emails.

18.

My wife hung this on our door and didn’t really put a lot of thought in the arm position. My girl here seems to be having fun.

19.

My husband made lunch for me today.

20.

My wife’s licence plate on her Ford Edge.

21.

My wife gave me bathbomb for Valentines called LUNA. Pretty sure they should have called it WATERBIRTH.

22.

My Wife Loaded the Dishwasher.