21 Wannabe Chefs Who Suck at Plating

1.

“Yes, that’s a bagel filled with cheese and mounted like a deer over a bowl of tomato soup.”

2.

“My food came on a literal brick.”

3.

"To get to the sauce, you’ll have to eat the spaghetti without it first."

4.

“This restaurant is rated 4.7 out of 5 stars!”

5.

“My steak tartare was served on a bone that was put on salt. If the meat falls into the salt, it’ll become impossible to eat it.”

6.

“I ordered a baguette with salami. I have to make it myself, apparently?”

7.

“I’m in a fancy Italian restaurant. They just served me this.”

8.

“Designed especially for people who want to feel like an animal eating off the forest floor.”

9.

“$30 for a piece of slate, 3 scallops, and some potatoes”

10.

“Breakfast was served in a dog dish.”

11.

“Our ice cream was served in a sink.”

12.

“I got a Caesar salad at a resort in Costa Rica that looked like this. I have no idea how to eat it.”

13.

“Pieces of papadum attached to a decorative photo stand”"Papadum is a thin flatbread made of lentil flour."

14.

“I just want a whole plate! Am I asking for too much?”

15.

"How about a glass of refreshing French fries?"

16.

My soup was served in a plant pot.”

17.

"Stopped in for brunch there, and they served me an egg Benedict in a glass." — "Why does the person across from you have a normal plate?"

18.

“I had to eat the cheesecake with my hands, and, of course, it broke right in the middle.”

19.

“They served my noodles in a block of ice.”

20.

“This was a Tiramisu, the top layer was crushed Oreos. Delicious, but how did they come up with this?‭”

21.

Bonus: "Imagine that after all these dishes, they also bring you the bill like this."