21 Wannabe Chefs Who Suck at Plating

1. “Yes, that’s a bagel filled with cheese and mounted like a deer over a bowl of tomato soup.”

2. “My food came on a literal brick.”

3. "To get to the sauce, you’ll have to eat the spaghetti without it first."

4. “This restaurant is rated 4.7 out of 5 stars!”

5. “My steak tartare was served on a bone that was put on salt. If the meat falls into the salt, it’ll become impossible to eat it.”

6. “I ordered a baguette with salami. I have to make it myself, apparently?”

7. “I’m in a fancy Italian restaurant. They just served me this.”

8. “Designed especially for people who want to feel like an animal eating off the forest floor.”

9. “$30 for a piece of slate, 3 scallops, and some potatoes”

10. “Breakfast was served in a dog dish.”

11. “Our ice cream was served in a sink.”

12. “I got a Caesar salad at a resort in Costa Rica that looked like this. I have no idea how to eat it.”

13. “Pieces of papadum attached to a decorative photo stand”"Papadum is a thin flatbread made of lentil flour."

14. “I just want a whole plate! Am I asking for too much?”

15. "How about a glass of refreshing French fries?"

16. My soup was served in a plant pot.”

17. "Stopped in for brunch there, and they served me an egg Benedict in a glass." — "Why does the person across from you have a normal plate?"

18. “I had to eat the cheesecake with my hands, and, of course, it broke right in the middle.”

19. “They served my noodles in a block of ice.”

20. “This was a Tiramisu, the top layer was crushed Oreos. Delicious, but how did they come up with this?‭”

21. Bonus: "Imagine that after all these dishes, they also bring you the bill like this."