21 Smugglers Who Were Incredible At Their Jobs
Featured 03/01/2016
These guys all got busted, but it’s crazy that they did!
1. Some people call cash “bread”. Some smugglers thought these customs agents wouldn't be down with the slang.
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2. Cocaine has generally been associated with fake boobs. These smugglers literally stuffed these ones with blow.
3. Some people call cocaine “nose candy.” These smugglers packed these candy eggs with cocaine.
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6. Everybody ‘nose’ that Mr. Potato head was a little eccentric. It’s because he’s so damn full of ecstasy.
8. This plant doesn't have your average base. It’s compressed ephedrine. “I had no idea,” said the owner. Who was high and had forgotten.
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10. These lube bottles are packed with steroids. Kind of ironic, considering how steroids crush your sexiness.
11. Nine smugglers packed these cats with pure opium. Unluckily, the cat was black and was on the last of its nine lives…
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13. These clams were packed with 10g of cocaine, and then glued back together. The smugglers were a dead giveaway due their incredibly clammy pallor.
14. Not your average chocolate bars, these are packed cocaine covered in a thin layer of chocolate.
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