21 Reasons Not To Have A Pit Bull As A Pet

1.

Their smiles are scary.

2.

They’re always getting in fights.

3.

You can’t trust them to not fall asleep around your kids.

4.

They have almost no capacity for love.

5.

You look way too uncool by comparison.

6.

They always sleeping in late.

7.

They never ever take themselves seriously.

8.

You’ll always lose your spot at the tea party.

9.

They have just way too many friends.

10.

They’re always ruining serious pictures – wah!

11.

Your Halloween costume will look terrible by comparison.

12.

They love hugs WAY TOO much.

13.

They are so cute as puppies that you will never get anything done.

14.

They are just too vicious.

15.

They look terrible in pictures – cute!

16.

They don’t make new friends.

17.

This bunny also clearly fears for its life – first Bambi, now Thumper.

18.

They will take up all the space on the couch.

19.

They are always snacking.

20.

They look great in a raincoat.

21.

The bottom line is, they are TERRIFYING. Who would ever want one of these?