21 Pics of Garbage Soccer Stadium Food AKA Footy Scran

1.

Here's a burger, if you can even call it that.

2.

Soccer's version of "cheese fries."

3.

Bangers and mash. Which I would have given a chance, but not after seeing this picture.

4.

A chorizo sandwich? Apparently.

5.

This is fried chicken paste, whatever that means.

6.

No lie. This is a cow behind sandwich.

7.

Scouse pie, which somehow looks worse than it sounds.

8.

Would you like some fries with your cheese?

9.

I'm all about mayo on hot dogs, chilean style. But this is atrocious.

10.

This is supposed to be a ham and cheese panini.

11.

A meatball hamburger. Read that again.

12.

Pea mush, fries, mint sauce. Gross.

13.

Baby food- I mean peas.

14.

This pie that looks like it fell on the ground.

15.

Maybe just stop trying to make burgers at soccer games.

16.

A pizza hot dog with mustard.

17.

Roast beef. Might I suggest cooking it next time.

18.

Vertical spaghetii. Every great, great Italian grandmother just rolled over in their graves.

19.

Vegan hot dogs and vegan fries.

20.

'Shareable' fried chicken bites.

21.

Whatever this catastrophe happens to be.