21 People Tired Of Being Mistaken For Celebrities

1.

"As soon as I open my mouth they'll be disappointed I can't talk like Morgan Freeman, just like the last ones."

2.

"'Vote Pedro,' we got it. We're just trying to order lunch here, not listen with your Napoleon Dynamite jokes."

3.

"Don't know what you heard about me, but I'm not a P-I-M...No really, I was born a century before Jay-Z."

4.

"My name isn't Forrest, nor will I run for you. Now stop with the Tom Hanks references."

5.

"Stop humming the Jurassic Park theme song. Even if I were Jeff Goldblum, it would be annoying."

6.

"Okay I'll pose with the picture one last time, but I'm fixing my hair as soon as you're done. Does Harry Styles even brush his?"

7.

"Oh for the love of God, he died SEVENTY YEARS AGO. I'm NOT HITLER."

8.

"Trust me, you don't want to hear me sing. I sound nothing like Ed Sheeran."

9.

"Yeah I know I'm 'beautiful just the way I am,' but I'm still not Bruno Mars."

10.

"Right right, you're 'the one who knocks.' I get it. I'm just not Bryan Cranston and never will be."

11.

"Ugh, the hand thing again. Why do they always do that? I wonder if Leonard Nimoy finds it as cute as I find it terrible."

12.

"It's-a me! NOT MARIO."

13.

"Every time I wear this hat I get the John Hammond comments. I've never been to Jurassic Park! MY WIFE BOUGHT ME THIS HAT."

14.

"I swear if we want to keep this meth operation going, we should really find a new vehicle. Jesse and Walt ruined it for us."

15.

"I swear to God if I hear one more joke about getting shot in a theatre I might actually shave this beard."

16.

"No, I can't give you my opinion on Sony canceling The Interview's release because I'm not IN The Interview."

17.

"No, I don't hack computers. Not even Pauley Perrette does that in real life."

18.

"Dora the Explorer jokes again? You do know she's a cartoon, right?"

19.

"I'm not even British. Why would you think I'm Benedict Cumberbatch?"

20.

"Ah, the Dumbledore comments again. You do realize that even Alan Rickman didn't kill Dumbledore, right? He just pretended to in a movie?"

21.

"Nope, not Joseph Gordon-Levitt, but I appreciate your marriage proposal anyway."