21 Times Life Chose to Harass One Person in Particular
solidsnake4545 Published 08/20/2021
Sometimes things just don't go your way.
Sometimes the universe itself seems out to get you, to screw you over in particular. It's a feeling we've all experienced -- unless you're Chris Hemsworth. But you're here, reading this, so we will assume you are in fact not Chris Hemsworth but one of us: a normal, moderately unimpressive person, doing their best to stay just out of reach of the crippling disappointment always snapping at their heels like some macabre, existential Temple Run.
Heck, it's exactly the kind of misery that inspired many, if not most, of the stories of Greek Mythology where some petty god decided some lowly mortal was getting a little too much hype. Or a little too much Zeus.
Also, if you don't remember Temple Run, rejoice; that means you're at least a few rungs above us on the ladder of life.
Sometimes the universe itself seems out to get you, to screw you over in particular. It's a feeling we've all experienced -- unless you're Chris Hemsworth. But you're here, reading this, so we will assume you are in fact not Chris Hemsworth but one of us: a normal, moderately unimpressive person, doing their best to stay just out of reach of the crippling disappointment always snapping at their heels like some macabre, existential Temple Run.
Heck, it's exactly the kind of misery that inspired many, if not most, of the stories of Greek Mythology where some petty god decided some lowly mortal was getting a little too much hype. Or a little too much Zeus.
Also, if you don't remember Temple Run, rejoice; that means you're at least a few rungs above us on the ladder of life.
1. “Never broke a phone before in my life. The first day I get my new one, with no insurance, I drop it 4 feet and this happens.”
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2. “Saved for 4 years to buy a BMW, 3-days later this piece of metal bounced from the highway into my headlight. The dealership wants $2,895 to fix it.”
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4. “My air conditioner stopped working for a few days. My house got so hot and humid, it sealed my entire Costco size case of envelopes.”
8. “I have 4 exams in the next 2 weeks. I have to buy a replacement online as shops don’t have it. Soonest I can receive one without selling a kidney for shipping is 15 days from now.”
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10. “Headed to the airport and halfway there looked down. Thanks for the Father’s Day gift, kids, the slippers are very comfortable.”
12. “So after saving for about 5 months, I bought my first second-hand gaming laptop so I can study and work on my editing hobby. Yesterday my top shelf fell and snapped it in half.”
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13. “When you’ve been looking forward to a Reese’s all day but then you open one up and find a worm in it.”
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