21 Times Life Rained on People's Parades

1.

“I feel like I made a mistake when I said “I’m not worried about a few dents as long as the hail doesn’t bust out my windshield.”

2.

“Today while renovating, we found out, my partners, antique, family heirloom mirror. The one that’s been on the wall for 20 years, is just plastic and made in Hong Kong.”

3.

“Brought wheelchair friend to stall while at Denny’s. It has no door. Asked if he could use womans restroom, told no. Wheeled him in anyways (made sure empty first). They called the police on us. Police came and didn’t do anything as it was obvious we had no choice in using the woman rest room.”

4.

“Tree fell on neighbor’s 4Runner.”

5.

“First night, something bit me.”

6.

“Girlfriend’s family came over this weekend, she made Jello cups and noone took any.”

7.

“Poor guy doesn’t know how to fix a flat.”

8.

“Welp, my car exploded on my way to work.”

9.

“The X-ray of the nail in my hand.”

10.

“Was really excited for some sour skittles.’

11.

“Two weeks after a dream job interview, I learned three things today: I didn’t get the job, they were ghosting me, and my monitor had a stroke overnight.”

12.

“I was so tired last night.”

13.

“Just spent the last 3 hours cooking for family coming over…then they brought their own takeaway to eat.”

14.

“I fractured my hip playing limbo.”

15.

“When you hide the chocolate bunnies on top of a cabinet, but forget the radiator heats up that corner of the room at night.”

16.

“6 hours long full flight… and your seat TV screen is the only one not working!!”

17.

“Welcome to Virginia. That layer of dust is pollen.”

18.

“I went to an orthopedic doc for my knee and found a giant tumor in my leg (and i need a knee replacement on the other knee before the end of the year)”

19.

“I went to show my bunny the forest. sounded better in my head.”

20.

“Airbnb with a surprise waiting for us.”

21.

“$6,000 stainless steel water tank knocked down and destroyed by wind.”