20 Samples of Women Writing Male Characters and the Cringe That Follows
Thanks to Reddit, we've collected some of the cringiest writing samples of females trying to write male characters.
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The grey sweatpants crowd loves this headline. But honestly I'd totally love it if my penis was just 'hey fatty, let's go for a walk.' Unfortunately that's not how the world works.
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"Derek withdrew his dampened and moist t-shirt from his sweaty body. She could see the reflection of the stars in the glistening pools that had gathered under his pectoral muscles."
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Yes, because every man I've ever seen or interacted with (including myself) has the proportions of the Hulk.
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To be fair, we are all horndogs. Some men are just better at controlling/hiding it than others. Keep doing you, BuzzFeed.
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LOL. Because one person making more money than their partner triggers this kind of reaction. To clarify, that's sarcasm. No it doesn't.
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I mean, this isn't wrong. I just like a lot of other things in addition to beer, and boobs, and hamburgers, and chicken wings, and televised sports.
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Not gonna lie though, as ridiculous as this sounds this pick-up line would have worked on me in college.
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What on earth is a tomato scrotum? Also I can confirm that my scrotum doesn't typically steam after a bath, but that's just me.
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Hey aspiring writers. Never put 'swelled breast' and 'instantly hard' (or any iteration of those things) in the same sentence.
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