Scrolling through home listings is usually a simple and quiet experience, there’s a bunch of very staged pictures, neutral paints, and everything seems very clean. Then, without warning, everything goes sideways.
Somewhere between the first pages, you realize your eyes are going to pop out, and you can’t raise your eyebrow more than you are now. You find a listing that should just be deleted immediately to never be put back.
These places weren’t designed for a broad audience, in fact they might not get lots of inquiries at all, they have a very specific vision, and whoever decorated them has particular taste. Consider this a tour through homes that ignored all rules, and should be on sale.
1
Closet monster included
A walk-in closet that walks you right out.
2
A very on theme bathroom
No, it wasn't made for kids, they just really like Alice In Wonderland.
3
The elevated house
Not a treehouse, but somehow it looks like its flying.
4
Skeleton has the best seat
Even the decor is tired.
5
Ivy entrance
Hallway that's part jungle, part haunted maze.
6
Not enough answers
Every direction is more confusing.
7
Everything looks fine until...
You realize you'll melt before those fans start working.
8
A glam dungeon
Everything is screaming drama.
9
Survival chic
A listing that says "you just have to imagine how it'll look later."
10
Hobbitcore
Like a fantasy cave, but also a high school art project.
11
Very frog chic bathroom
When your interior designer definitely has a fixation.
12
Crime scene kitchen
Cooking dinner hits different when the backsplash is a mugshot.
13
Cottage gnome vibes
Cozy, and very round. But seems like a wizard might appear out of nowhere.
14
Princess Peach's island
Privacy is guaranteed, but seems risky for anything else.
15
A room that a kid designed
This kitchen can wake you up faster than coffee.
16
First class room
For people who want to get on a flight but don't want to leave their house.
17
The lagoon style bathroom
Double sinks, bold tiles. Very on theme.
18
Barbie's living room
Everything is pink and nice, and there's a little figure to welcome you.
19
Kitchen that doubles as a pool
Also somewhere between a spa, or cafeteria.
20
All aboard of the train house
Ideal for anyone who loves trains, but not taking them.