Twitter Highlights: All of Our Favorite Tweets of the Day

Welp, Elon has done it again. The Twitter CEO has announced yet another update in the downfall of Twitter, that only verified accounts will be presented in the 'For you' recommendations.

This update includes only allowing verified accounts to vote in polls. What kind of dystopian, Hunger Games kind of bullshit is this? So us peasants down here have no say in what the best kind of pizza is? Wtf is that?

While the website continues to burn to the ground around us, we'll continue bringing you the most deranged and absurd tweets. We hope you enjoy.