20 Tweets Putting Celebs on Their A**

1.

He's got the resume for it.

2.

Yeah...that's gonna be a no for me dawg.

3.

Eve 6 from the top ropes.

4.

I'll take trash quarterbacks for $200.

5.

It's a sign. Disney has selected a new CEO.

6.

So jealous.

7.

I'm trying to wear a sling for the foreseeable future, just show me the video!

8.

There are literally 13 'first ever openly gay' Disney characters.

9.

Go to bed USMNT, you're drunk.

10.

Oh no Tim, what are you doing????

11.

Jon Lovitz doesn't give a f**k.

12.

HAWT!

13.

What else is the internet for if not dragging celebs?

14.

Fantasy football owners are fuming.

15.

WOOHOO! 1-1 tie. Awesome. This is a fun sport.

16.

Good luck.

17.

I mean, yeah he's got a baddie.

18.

Got 'em.

19.

What is going on over at Tampax?

20.

What is this hellscape?