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19 Things Women Want Men to Understand

Men and women are very different creatures. Apart from just the obvious physical differences, there are hundreds of things men and women understand and experience differently. Here are a few things female Redditors wish the average Joe knew and / or understands.

1.

The moving fart. From hips to lips. - ShloppShlopp

2.

I had to explain to my dad that my ovarian cysts weren't because I wasn't cleaning myself "down there" - Ragdolly13

3.

Sometimes I'm not in an emotional or mental state to be ready for the bedroom. I need romance to get me there sometimes too. - Cynthia_dl

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4.

My hair will literally end up EVERYWHERE, and there's not a damn thing I can do to control. It just sheds. - CreepyButterscotch3

5.

Period cramps! Plus the tender breasts, the lower back pain, the moodiness, the bloating, the period poops and just the general discomfort month after month after month for the rest of your life (almost) - Sad-Ad-2369

6.

Porn doesn’t make you better in bed. Actually kind of does the oposite. Just ask us what we like and how. Stop taking tips from porn - lotal43

7.

Being deliberately followed around IS creepy & will NEVER make me like you - slavicgypsygirl

8.

3 holes for different substances. No we do not pee out of the vagina. - theoku

9.

Saying things (in a sexual way) on the street while girls walk. that won't make us come to talk to you, it's harassment and uncomfortable. Some guys defend themselves with the idea that they say "compliments" but it doesn't feel good. - sols1to

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10.

Periods. We can’t hold it like pee. - CharmingWitty

11.

Why we want to meet for the first time in a brightly lit, well populated area. - Bird_Brain4101112

12.

That yelling men even when you think that you are not being threatening is terrifying. I’ve been married for 17 years, he’s never even thought about being violent with me. However, any time his voice is raised or tone gets angry it’s scary. The vast majority of women I know have this same reaction regardless of who it is. - mgentry999

13.

Child birth. - mooseshart

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14.

That it is not a compliment to be touched without consent. - schuehsch

15.

The mental load of meeting all of society’s expectations for our family. I’m always the one who gets the call, gets judged, gets pressure to volunteer, has to remember birthdays, etc. He can ignore those things without consequence, and I can’t. It means that I end up taking on kind of a family manager role to make sure no balls get dropped, but that’s not because I enjoy that. It’s because I’m the one who will be blamed. - meara

16.

I met a lot of Men over the years who think that we are all alike and that we all like the same things. Liking or not liking something doesn't make us more or less of a Woman. We are individuals with different tastes, passions and dreams. - sonia72quebec

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17.

The exhaustion of being the go to parent all the time. I know there are some dads that get it but there are alot that don’t. Staying home with the kids here and there or driving them to soccer practice is one things but keeping track of homework, extracurricular, chores, appointments, and being their emotional support is just exhausting and stressful. - Oss251817

18.

That “I’m married” does not mean try harder. It means go away/stop flirting/I have a husband. - Cats_are_happiness_2

19.

when we are polite to dudes that like us, we are accused of leading them on. but when we distance ourself, we are accused of being a bitch. we really can’t win. - 00pilot

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