20 Things That Happened in 2018 but Feels Like 2008

1. the US Men’s curling team (aka a bunch of hip lovable Dads) won the gold!

2. Eagles fans done lost their minds and destroyed the city of Philadelphia after they won the Super Bowl.

3. Elon Musk smoked weed, for what seemed like, the first time in his life.

4. Mason Ramsey became a worldwide sensation after a video of him yodeling in Walmart went viral.

5. IHOP temporarily changed its name to IHOB (International House of Burgers) and no one was having it.

6. After a six-month journey, NASA’s InSight spacecraft—a mission nearly ten years and close to $1 billion in the making—landed successfully on the surface of Mars.

7. After Starbucks banned porn from all its establishments, YouPorn decided to ban Starbucks.

8. The legendary Marvel comics writer Stan Lee died at age 95.

9. This mega-viral voice recording had everyone second guessing whether they heard “Yanny” or “Laurel”.

10. Over 225,000,000 Americans received the ‘Presidential Alert’ on their phone.

11. ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’ was canceled by FOX but then saved by NBC after internet outrage.

12. ‘Neck Guy’s’ mugshot went viral for his unusually large neck and then went viral a second time when he was arrested AGAIN.

13. The world held their breath as 12 boys and their coach were rescued from a cave in Thailand after being trapped there for 2 weeks.

14. Easter landed on April Fool’s this year, and the memes were just too easy.

15. ‘Infinity War’ made more money than the past seven Marvel movies combined.

16. One of the greatest minds of our time, visionary physicist Stephen Hawking died at age 76.

17. We had another Royal Wedding with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle who became the Duke and Duchess of Sussex.

18. A Banksy painting immediately “self-destructed” itself after being sold at an auction for $1.4 million.

19. In an amazing finale, France beat Croatia to become the winners of the 2018 FIFA World Cup with a final score of 4-2.

20. Domino’s ran a promotion in which they offered free pizza for life to anyone who got the logo tattooed “in a prominent place” on their body. The promotion immediately backfired when hundreds of people were more than willing to get a dumb Domino’s tattoo for some free za.