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20 Pieces of Essential Advice We Learned From Dad

Priceless knowledge that dads should pass onto their children as they grow up so they become successful in life.
1. Nothing you wear can look as badass as a well-tailored suit.
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2. You can tell the size of a man by the size of the things that bother him.
3. Go for women out of your league. You may end up surprised.
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4. Buy a plunger before you need a plunger.
5. Keep a change of clothes in the office.
6. Never hit anyone unless they are an immediate threat.
7. Give a firm handshake.
8. Compliment her shoes.
9. Stand up to shake someone's hand.
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10. Never leave a beer unfinished.
11. Ask more than you answer; people like to talk about themselves.
12. Manliness is not only being able to take care of yourself, but others as well.
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13. Find your passion and figure out how to get paid for it.
14. Never change yourself to make someone else happy.
15. Always go out into public like you're about to meet the love of your life.
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16. The first one to get angry loses.
17. If you're the smartest person in a room, you're in the wrong room.
18. Luck favors the prepared.
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19. Women find confidence sexy.
20. Do what you want to do, but strive to be best at it.
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