20 Wood-Fired Tweets That Roasted Celebs

1.

Old slippery skates McGee!

2.

Just not enough hours in the day.

3.

Dude is ready to write.

4.

Nah, we're good thanks.

5.

The life of a Pirates' fan will make you numb.

6.

The only good thing about DC.

7.

Ugh. There's the rub.

8.

Why have I never seen this? Also, what is this?

9.

Did her dirty.

10.

He's a special creature.

11.

Zing.

12.

Just give her every award at this point.

13.

Ouch. Poor Henry.

14.

Yikes. Tour's on!

15.

I can't unsee this.

16.

Dang. USA got absolutely fleeced.

17.

That's some sexy money.

18.

Does she do anything? Like what is her actual job?

19.

"Thank god he's back."

20.

Gotta pay the bills somehow.