20 People Who Are "Real Badasses"

Nathan Johnson Published 05/08/2022

Bragging was a lot tougher before the internet. Surrounded by the same people from the same place your whole life, it's harder to pretend to be something you're not. Sure, your girlfriend that lives in another state would totally disagree, but it's hard to get ahold of her these days since she only visits at night and leaves before school the next morning. And has a phobia of taking photos.

Now, however, the internet has made it easy. Now, you can brag directly to millions of faceless strangers -- giving rise to numerous new classes in this RPG of cringe. With the Internet expansion pack, we get Douche-fluencer, Edge Lord and Internet Badass . Each one oft these new classes start out with passive bonuses to FIbbing, Fabrication, Posturing and Compensation. Truly, the possibilities are endless.

Thankfully, a few logic-based classes are still viable in the current meta. Reasonable Human Being and Self-Secure Civilian have made a big comeback, with major buffs coming into Exposure and Call Out skills. Anyway, you know all this -- why are you still reading?

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