20 People Who are Not Having a Good Time

1.

“Dog was barking funny – didn’t see the copperhead until it was too late.”

2.

“My backyard burned down while I was taking a dump.”

3.

“Guy dropped his phone into a pit toilet. Decided to take his clothes off and dive in. Got stuck and wasn’t found until the next day. He never got the phone.”

4.

“Was proud of my sketch and then I spilled my ink jar on it (not pictured: my desk, also covered in ink)”

5.

“This is what $525 in losing scratch tickets looks like”

6.

“Accidentally dropped my mom’s bead case. Will be busy for the next 12 hours.”

7.

“Bought a $40 bottle of blueberry wine to treat myself after a long week. Looks like I’m treating the ants instead.”

8.

“My phone case didn’t come with this pattern….”

9.

“What is this gas station toilet paper.”

10.

“Brand new robovacuum we got as a wedding gift. Don’t even know where to begin.”

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12.

“I don’t know what I hit or ran over, if anything, but two of my tires just exploded. By the time I pulled over one was long gone.”

13.

“My car this morning..”

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“Every single avocado (minus 1) from a Costco pack I bought 2 days ago.”

17.

“What happens when you put leather gloves in a washing machine”

18.

“Was wondering why the smell of chocolate followed me out of the airport…”

19.

“Good morning my fellow dog owners.”

20.

“My wife bought these pants from a thrift store before noticing the…. unfortunate…. Stitching pattern on the back.”