20 Most Savage Tweets of the Week

1.

The limit most definitely does not exist.

2.

Taylor Swift is Barbie, and Miranda Lambert is Arnold Schwarzenegger.

3.

Did this tweet just assume what dinner I'm having tonight?

4.

Damn, Kevin Feige has been awfully quiet since this tweet dropped.

5.

Always say 'I love you' to your weed guy! You never know if it'll be your last time.

6.

Gotta take care of your mind, body, and soul.

7.

I mean, I'm not planning on quitting alcohol anytime soon, so...yeah.

8.

If you can get away with not murdering each other in the pasta aisle, then marry each other.

9.

Slytherin can bite the big one, we're pouring one out for Hagrid tonight.

10.

"If the baby wasn't resisting I wouldn't have had to spray him!"

11.

What an ending to an incredible journey.

12.

Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever eaten french onion soup in bed?

13.

We need to bring back insults like this. Creative, succinct, just a work of art really.

14.

"I can't believe our dad is gone. You know...our father."

15.

Remember when we would just go outside and clap for no reason at all?

16.

Like just stop! Go make-out at home or in a bathroom like a normal human.

17.

Give James Dumpling his pills already!

18.

Welp, I guess it's my time to go.

19.

LMAO, it's not possible for someone like me. But you know it's real when Wiz Khalifa says something like this!

20.

Peak internet right here.