20 Fire Tweets Forged in the Dark Depths of the Internet
These tweets definitely support that argument. No reels here, no TikTok dances or trends. Just tweets and memes in all of their glory. Simple.
As most of us are aware, there are little to no rules on twitter. There's also still no edit button much to the dismay of some of its users. So either our crazy thoughts are there for everyone to see, or we delete them before anyone can get a screenshot.
We've collected the freshest and funniest tweets from today. If you're looking for re-used and recycled memes you've come to the wrong place. Might I suggest FuckJerry or the Fat Jewish.
For now, take a load off and read some tweets. Don't have a twitter account? No worries, that's why we created the gallery! We sift through the garbage and the rubble so you don't have to! Enjoy!
1.
when you’re on the plane and the edibles kick in pic.twitter.com/iy284ZOiXQ
— Rachel Wolfson (@wolfiecomedy) September 7, 2022
3.
the people have spoken pic.twitter.com/2gAjVBzn2A
— Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat) September 7, 2022
5.
why did youtube like this??? pic.twitter.com/n93boOm4No
— dinosaur (@dinosaurs1969) September 6, 2022
6.
my friend's dad after watching one season of The Wire pic.twitter.com/tAmmjrKCGS
— Karma Condon (@karmacondon) September 6, 2022
8.
When my 4 yo asks for help after finishing her meltdown because I offered to help: pic.twitter.com/88EadbdyxY
— Mummy Dear (@ThatMummyLife) September 7, 2022
9.
97% of parenting is just saying "oh wow" to your kid when they do something totally not wow.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) June 8, 2022
10.
kids after too many sugary drinks pic.twitter.com/mGmlP6GBW7
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) September 7, 2022
11.
CEO: Due to a malfunction, we burnt a shitload of product. The quarterly profit is fucked!
— The Cisco Kid Er (@TheCiscoKidder) September 6, 2022
Marketing: We have an idea... pic.twitter.com/K0UuROQPQV
12.
Me: I’m DONE bending over backwards to make other people happy.
— Mummy Dear (@ThatMummyLife) August 25, 2022
Me, 2 minutes later: pic.twitter.com/4UYCgoeQ0T
13.
oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months
— Rachel (@femaleredhead) September 5, 2022
14.
82% of CIA agents are men, which is insane because I just used my boyfriend’s “likes” on twitter to map out the timeline of his entire romantic history since 2016, and I just don’t believe a man could do that.
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) August 29, 2022
16.
Felt cute might break stuff later idk pic.twitter.com/mvnidLD1JO
— Ken Wood (@The_Wood95) September 7, 2022
17.
The UK’s new Secretary of State for Health. These tweets write themselves. pic.twitter.com/HIqBQsX62p
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) September 7, 2022
18.
No history of the Cold War is complete without telling of the lethal blows I dealt the Soviet Union while playing this game. pic.twitter.com/hjpeQ2lzwI
— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) September 7, 2022
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When your joke is so hilarious that HR wants to hear it pic.twitter.com/E5hcAdPdyr
— Midge (@mxmclain) September 6, 2022
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