20 Different Foods with Threatening Auras

zachnading Published 08/02/2022

Not all of these are necessarily bad, but all of them give off the vibe that they'd stab us in a back alley.

Listen these aren't the foods you're going to take to a BBQ, cook for your mom, or send to your new neighbors as a welcoming gift. These are the seedy back door meals. The kind that you meet in the middle of the night under a street lamp. This food slips you a brown paper bag and tells you not to let anyone catch you with it. This food has seen a lot of sh*t alright? This food fought in 'Nam.

This is the bottom of the barrel food. Food that makes you squirm. Meals for the brave and stupid. We've got everything from chocolate pasta to avocado milk. From pickle pie to banana ketchup. So pack your bags, plug your nose, and get ready, because you're on a one-way non-stop flight to Flavortown baby!

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