20 Dad Jokes to Embarrass the Daughter You Never Had

Nathan Johnson Published 01/11/2018

There’s a fine line between bad jokes and dad jokes, and most dad jokes cross that line and then run a marathon to distance themselves from anything resembling a legitimately funny joke. Though I have a friend who is the worst about Dad jokes. Can't get through a single one without her being in peals of laughter. How can someone laugh at such content, I haven't the slightest clue. But at least we can appreciate the fact that we all know what good humor is.

Want the holy grail of bad jokes? This Instagram page has everything you could ever need and more. Maybe just some of the best corny jokes to refresh your depleted stockpile. Or just refresh your terrible jokes with some that, despite their nature, will have you in stitches, or at least get a hearty chuckle out of you.

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Math can be pun.

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Grade-A humor right here, folks.

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Whoever you tell this joke to may need some space afterward.

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Next stop is cringe-town.

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Man, that one was bad. I can't even do a corny caption for that one.

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These are only getting worse.

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If that one doesn't make you laugh, then you're just dim. God, I hate myself.

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No butts about it, that's a damn funny dad joke.

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This one actually made me laugh a little.

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God is dead, and we're all alone.

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Second vegetable joke. Enjoy, vegans!

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*blank face*

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I can't.

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14.

Are these almost done?

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Incest jokes ftw.

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Three more jokes and then I can die.

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This one makes me want to be a vegetable, as in a comatose state to be spared from these jokes.

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Ugh. But true.

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Less vegan-friendly and less funny.

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Good God, we made it all the way through. We should get an award.

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