20 Absurd Things People Would Eat If They Became Edible

1.

"Silica gel packets. Just to get back at them for telling me what to do all my life." - theletterQfivetimes

2.

"I could finally eat my way into a bank vault." - GirthAndMirth

3.

"The scroll of a violin (The swirly thing at the very top of the violin near where the pegs are.) Every time I play and look at it, it just reminds me of caramel that is seen in commercials" - Dependent_Pirate_907

4.

"Straight up I'd eat some forbidden honey." - PleadianPalladin

5.

"Mercury. It looks like it would be delicious and have a wonderful mouthfeel." - WhenTardigradesFly

6.

"Lava." - passionate_avocado

7.

"Play-Doh, been dreaming about it since childhood." - Illustrious_Sir9612

8.

"Paint. That stuff looks delicious." - TheSortOfOkGatsby

9.

"I always envied the Mad Hatter and March Hare’s ability to eat dishes in Alice in Wonderland, so I would probably give that a go." - mshell734

10.

"Fishbait rubber gummies. They're so soft." - indignantfly

11.

"I guess I'd try my couch since I'm sitting on it and I'm lazy." - BiscottiOpposite9282

12.

"Probably pizza rolls." - KyleEnterline

13.

"A stone. I just wanna know how they taste." - Anonymos_Lobster

14.

"All the trash in the ocean. Might as well try to save the planet. I'll have the excess heat from global warming as dessert." - ridemooses

15.

"Tidepods?" - FreshSyntax

16.

"Insulation foam." - milkmoonrose

17.

"A Bitcoin. Just one Bitcoin." - Calvin_and_Hobb3s

18.

"Crayons. I wanna taste colors." - Fandoms_local_Kiwi

19.

"Electricity. I dont know how exactly but i would definitely try." - honestlynotthegrinch

20.

"My neighbour’s sound system." - wybird