20 Comments That Were Just Perfect

Featured 05/30/2021

Here you go, more examples of the wisdom of the crowd being harnessed for the most worthwhile human pursuit of all: creating the Mount Olympus of social media commentary.

Let these comments, divine and glorious, wash over you like the vast tongue of some interdimensional time-traveling giant whose every atom is composed of pure comedic wit.

Bathe in their unspeakable ambrosia, as they describe their subjects with the flawless, unflinching accuracy of a cyclopean sage centuries-deep into their meditation.

Grapple with the firm knowledge that you, a mere mortal, are unlikely to ever give birth to such marvelous, extravagant burns and sick retorts -- for you are but flesh and blood. Drown yourself in the dankest of memes to forget this solemn fact.