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20 Children Too Dumb For Their Own Good

They say children are our future. These are the great thinkers and innovators that will shape our tomorrow.

But not all of them. Some kids are just too dumb for words. And with the help of Reddit, we rounded up the worst offenders!

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The only thing weirder than this theory is what the kid was planning to do once he froze time.

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You decide: is this kid a rude idiot? Or does he just see the writing on the wall for this marriage?

3.

How long before they tell him he DID “come out of daddy” from a certain point of view?

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This dad is going to be putting dumb stickers on food to trick this kid for the next decade.

Incidentally, “Paw Patrol cheese” sounds like the worst sexual slang in the world.

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Dude already looks like Gollum, so they probably stopped trying to correct this behavior.

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Time will tell if this kid is just dumb and weird or if she has the 5-dimensional chess brain to be our future president.

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Like Pink Floyd said, “if you don’t beat your meat, you can’t have any ‘pudding!’”

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Weirdly enough, the kid was still seeing lights long after they turned the power off.

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Imagine a future remake of The Fugitive where he keeps saying his wife was murdered by a zombie.

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Mom would have been less embarrassed if this kid actually exploded once he was detected.

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Ninja Turtles gonna show up and start wailing on this kid for being dumber than Bebop and Rocksteady.

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Little does this kid know that Mr. Beast is too busy making Squid Game recreations to notice an idiot actually trying to kill themselves in the stupidest way.

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This is so stupid it goes back around to being funny. These parents may as well have ordered this kid off Wish.

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This is usually passed around as inspirational “kids don’t see color” memes. But everybody’s going to laugh when the whitest kid in the world thinks he’s invited to the cookout.

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But what happens when the food gremlin gets wet or encounters sunlight?

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At the end of the day, we are grateful for dumb kids the world over for proving that the old tricks are still the best tricks!

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This is both dumb and painful-looking, but we have to admit: this kid could probably pass as a villain in a low-budget modern horror movie!

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One day, these parents are going to throw the truth in this kid’s face, and that moment will be absolutely GLORIOUS.

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Ok, this kid IS dumb, but we can’t deny that this story is pretty sweet and wholesome.

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They say you can get online fame for doing just about anything. Leave it to this little mutant to prove us wrong!

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