17 Crazy Dating App Demands

Nathan Johnson Published 03/29/2022

Dating apps are theoretically designed to make it easier for people to meet each other, and ultimately find love. That being said however, sifting through all of the junk you find on them demands real patience, and reminds us of the scum that are so many people in this world.

Perhaps the biggest irony of the dating world is perfectly spelled out in these profiles, as people present a list of demands that a partner must meet, while there is little chance that they themselves meet those same requirements.

Why do so many people believe that they are entitled to others, when they do not display one ounce of work towards bettering themselves as people? And yet they still complain when nobody wants to date them. Maybe they should blame the person in the mirror.

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I'd love to see his gym attendance numbers

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Why do I feel like they might be lying about their own finances?

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Is this some vampire s**t? I'd stay away from this one

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I scored an 8. Is that good?

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He might need to go to hairapy for that

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Don't they realize these things contradict each other?

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Why be on the app then?

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That better be a funny comedy show

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Is there another option other than casual / formal attire?

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What he said...

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How can they be gym partners by this logic? And what happened to the daughter?

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I guess full ass is always the way to go

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I didn't make the cut :(

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No, you won't get matches

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Honestly I see nothing wrong here.

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Like Glenn weighs under 165...

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